10 Thoughts Every Single Girl Has The Morning After A One Night Stand
By Aditi Punjab
1. “What the hell was his name? Maybe I could just call him ‘Baby’. Eek. No.”
2. “Why I am not home. Who is this guy. Where AM I?”
3. “Oh my god these sheets are so filthy!!!!”
4. “I’ll check my battery. 10%. Oh shit.”
5. “Why did I sleep with someone with a tattoo on their face?”
6. “Water. Oh my god. Water.”
7. “There’s a condom on the floor. Phew.”
8. “And what did you say your name was…?”
9. “I wonder how big he has it. Maybe I should wake him with a blowjob.”
10. *Struggling not to fart*