13 Country Music Album Covers That All Look Exactly The Same

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If you need to come out with a country music LP or single, there’s a very simple formula for the cover. First, find a white dude with gay face, preferably if he looks like an ex-boy band member or Jesus. Put him in a dark henley or a plain-colored t-shirt. Nothing fancy or with words on it. Words are for communists. Apply a single chain necklace, if available. Then film said gentleman in semi close-up with a vague expression on their face and make the background look blurry. You can mix it up a bit, by having them stand up, sit in bed or smile, but do not FOR ANY REASON let them wear a button-down shirt. Earth will be destroyed.

From singles to full-length albums, here are 13 examples of the formula, proof that all you need to start your own career in Nashville is soft lighting and a nice array of henleys.

1. Austin Webb, Slip on By

2. Billy Currington, Hey Girl

3. Hunter Hayes, Encore

4. Hunter Hayes, Wanted

5. Thomas Rhett, It Goes Like This

6. Billy Ray Cyrus, Back to Tennessee

7. Lee Brice, Parking Lot Party

8. Kip Moore, Up All Night

9. Justin Moore, Point At You

10. Luke Bryan, Tailgates and Tanlines

11. Jake Owen, Barefoot Blue Jean Night

12. Keith Urban, Get Closer

13. Charlie Worsham, Could It Be