13 Joe Biden Wisdoms That Will Help You Lead Your Best Life
Joe Biden: Vice President, former total babe, guy with nice teeth and piercing blue eyes, old-ish dude, person who seems pretty okay based on how I’ve seen him handle himself around Beyoncé and Amy Poehler. Here are a bunch of Joe Biden moments, presented here without any context for your maximum enjoyment. These will give you life and help you achieve your dreams, or they won’t. I just put a bunch of links to GIFs in here, I can’t make you any promises—but perhaps Uncle Joe’s frosty stare and wise grin can.
1. Practice confidence
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2. Do what you feel is right
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3. Get your shit together (imagine Joe is your Dad and he’s not mad, he’s disappointed)
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4. Realize your responsibility in an interconnected world
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5. Be more Kanye
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6. Stay clean and rad and powerful
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7. Pepper your vocabulary with spicy gems
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8. Be kind of a dick, but in a fun way
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9. Don’t take yourself too seriously, even when everyone else is low key miserable
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10. Throw necessary shade
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11. No seriously, be a dick
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12. Be cheesy, like as cheesy as humanly possible
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13. In general: recognize realness, smile a lot, and laugh at all the clown-ass Paul Ryan dicks of this world while you fist bump into the (metaphorical, or literal? call me?) presidential office of your dreams
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