13 Things You Probably Do As A Compulsive Water Drinker
By Michael Koh
1. You have a ‘favorite’ water bottler.
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Deer Park, Poland Springs, Kirkland, Evian, Dasani, Aquafina, Fiji, Crystal Geyser… So many choices!
2. There are empty water bottles around you at all times.
3. You have a nalgene bottle.
4. …Or other types of reusable water bottles for that matter.
But you don’t use them…most of the time…sometimes…
5. You absent-mindedly take a sip out of anything in front of you at work.
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Sometimes, you drink from one of those empty water bottles around you. #LifeStruggles
6. You take out multiple bags of water bottles out to the recycling bin at the end of the day.
At least you recycle!
7. 40-packs of water bottles = life.
Thanks Costco!
8. You pee.
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A lot. Whee!
9. You inspect the color of your pee.
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And you do this all the time! Because clear pee, toxin-free!
10. You indulge yourself in water.
Voss water? Yes please. I mean, water is life, so go drink it!
11. You sometimes tweet at water companies.
@xsssy @leckybang We like that, "Contigo amigos"
— Contigo (@GoContigo) June 20, 2015
And it’s the most exciting thing when they respond.
12. You show concern for people who don’t drink enough water.
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How can you not drink water? How is that possible? (Don’t forget to remind people to drink more water!)
13. Your solution to just about everything is more water.
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Sick? You need water. Stressed? Time to water. Stomachache? Need to get water in your system. It’s all about cleansing your body of toxins, my friend.