16 Reasons You’re Getting Too Old For This


1. You have not even seen a pair of these bad boys in at least 20 years.

And actually, when was the last time you went roller skating?

2. Seniors in high school will graduate college in 2018.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJAqGBlATo&w=584&h=390]

They entered high school in 2010.

3. Kelis first used a milkshake to bring boys to the yard TEN YEARS AGO.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA&w=584&h=390]

The song is obviously a timeless classic.

4. Clarissa is 37 and has three kids.

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5. The first episode of Animaniacs aired 21 years ago.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWnWwN1z_UM&w=584&h=390]

But you still remember the words to the theme song!

6. The Pizza Hut “Book It!” program launched in 1985.

Cherish the days when you could to read books and get a free pizza!

7. When was the last time you ate one of these bad boys?

Good luck ripping the top open without spilling everything everywhere.

8. Or stabbed one of these?

Getting that angle just right is KEY.

9. This whole t-shirt.

Bonus points if you just made the internet sound, too!

10. You like a song by a hot new artist that you know is aimed at 15 year olds.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U&w=584&h=390]

It’s worse when the singer is like 9. Cool song, though.

11. This heartthrob was the voice of Simba NINETEEN YEARS AGO.

Today he is 32 years old.

12. The first episode of America’s Next Top Model aired eleven years ago.


How many weaves do you think Tyra has had since then?

13. Suddenly you notice all the grey hairs popping up on your head.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAa1zFpzwRA&w=584&h=390]

It’s okay though. Grey/white hair is super hot so just consider yourself ON TREND.

14. “Baby One More Time” is 15 years old.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4&w=584&h=390]

Classic jams never go away.

15. You don’t understand what the young people are saying anymore.

Wait what?

16. And finally, this television show has been off the air for TEN YEARS.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZjr5yJe6Y0&w=584&h=390]

Process THAT.