16 Things Babies Do That You Find Incredibly Offensive
By Michael Koh
1. Talk in their own language.
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2. Fall asleep anywhere, any time.
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3. Run around in their underwear.
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4. Throw up on people!
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5. Spit when they eat.
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6. Grab and not let go.
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7. “Talk” in loud voices.
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8. Prevent people from doing things.
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9. Relieve themselves any time they want.
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10. Smell.
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11. Cry about everything and anything.
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12. Hit animals.
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13. Unaware of any situation.
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14. Wake you up in the middle of the night.
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15. Hit you in your tender spots and laugh about it.
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16. No. Fucking. Shame.
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