17 Epic Tweets That Explain Why You’re Still Single
1.
#SingleBecause I probably look at more cars than women.
— Duke Of Texas (@SirDukeOfTexas) July 2, 2015
2.
#SingleBecause nobody appreciates me as much as I do
— britt (@britt_147) July 1, 2015
3.
#SingleBecause alcohol is cheaper
— PARIS BROWN (@_parisbrown_) June 30, 2015
4.
"#SingleBecause no one is McSteamy or McDreamy…"
— Grey's Anatomy (@Greys_AnatomyQt) June 29, 2015
5.
Country girls are hard to handle. #SingleBecause #singlelife
— SingleGrlConfessions (@SinglesDaNewBlk) June 26, 2015
6.
I think I'll just become a lesbian. My man picker is obviously broken. Maybe I'll have a better woman picker! 💁🏻 #SingleBecause
— Farah Bailey (@FABailey143) June 26, 2015
7.
#SingleBecause these hoes ain't loyal.
— JoeReynoza (@JoeReynoza) June 26, 2015
8.
#SingleBecause all I attract are players 💁
— Southern & Classy. (@southernclassyy) June 25, 2015
9.
Should I worry? My sister just sent me this and I'm dying laughing. #SingleBecause #imadorksometimes pic.twitter.com/oYbSgnm6G8
— Megan DaGata (@JustMegD) June 22, 2015
10.
Still laughing. So me and some of my girls understand. #SingleBecause pic.twitter.com/YSHgnFJXjV
— Amanda Hinton (@ohiochyna) June 21, 2015
11.
My first romantic getaway was an elaborate plan to dump me politely #Shameless #SingleBecause http://t.co/UMbSFMlQar pic.twitter.com/NFrWuy1j3b
— Dangerous Debbie (@DebsBowie) June 20, 2015
12.
But I've already reached my outside quota for the month… #SingleBecause #singlelife pic.twitter.com/847spJRIvj
— Røbb Ware (@robbware) June 20, 2015
13.
Relationship is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
#SingleBecause
— paijhal khan (@the_jok_er) June 19, 2015
14.
#SingleBecause i like food too much
— Jakey (@JakeDizzle_) June 16, 2015
15.
I'm #SingleBecause money is better 💲💵
— shaQuell (@_shaQuelll) June 15, 2015
16.
I love a man who can cook, and by cook I mean pour me shots of Jack. #SingleBecause #singlelife
— SingleGrlConfessions (@SinglesDaNewBlk) June 14, 2015
17.
I'm #SingleBecause my moms taught me to never be dumb over a boy
— JustME✨ (@MoreOfKhyia) June 14, 2015