17 Funny Tweets From This Hilarious Twitter Account Pretending To Be A Wolf In A Human World

Meet “Not A Wolf,” the funniest four-legged carnivore on the internet (or Twitter at least).

He’s just trying to blend in with the rest of us, even though he is secretly a wolf in a man’s clothing.

“Definitely not.”

As it turns out though, this covert creature actually has some pretty hilarious tweets that prove he’s not unlike the rest of us.

Here are some of them:

1.

OOH YEAH LAZY SUNDAY

I CAN RELAX ANYTIME I WANT DUE TO MY LACK OF NATURAL PREDATORS

BUT TODAY I WILL RELAX EXTRA

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) May 22, 2016

2.

BRUNCH IS WONDERFUL

I GET TO SHARE A MEAL WITH THREE OF MY BEST FRIENDS

AND A STRANGER ONE OF THEM SLEPT WITH

AND SOMEONE I SECRETLY HATE

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 11, 2016

3.

TIME FOR BRUNCH

TIME TO BE DECADENT

I WILL DRINK NOON BOOZE

AND CONSUME A FANCY MEAL

ALL AS A REWARD FOR BEING SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 11, 2016

4.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND I HOPE YOUR GOOD TIME IS CONSISTENT AND SUSTAINABLE UNLIKE DOMESTIC WOLF POPULATIONS IN LIGHT OF MASSIVE DEFORESTSTION

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 9, 2016

5.

OOH THE WEEKEND

KICK BACK AND RELAX

USE YOUR VERTICAL SPINE TO SIT CORRECTLY ON A BAR STOOL

USE HUMAN WORDS TO MAKE JOKES WITH THE BOYS

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) May 21, 2016

6.

NO WESTWORLD SPOILERS PLEASE

I WAS SO BUSY DOING REPORTS AND COULD NOT WATCH

I HAVE A TV THOUGH

I HAVE TWO

I DO NOT LIVE OUTSIDE SHUT UP

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 9, 2016

7.

HOW WILL YOU FELLOW HUMANS BE SPENDING YOUR SWEET SWEET FRIDAY TIME

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 9, 2016

8.

AH YES NEW JOB

NEW CUBE

NEW COWORKERS

NEW DISCRETE CORNER IN WHICH TO MARK MY TERRITORY

OMG FREE COFFEE

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 9, 2016

9.

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT WHILE MANY SHAMPOOS MAY SMELL LIKE DELICIOUS FOOD THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOO

I OBVIOUSLY KNEW

BUT WARN YOUR DOGS

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 8, 2016

10.

AH YES I HAVE ALL THE MIDDLE AGED HUMAN HEALTH PROBLEMS

TENNIS ELBOW

BUSINESS SHOULDER

THE KINGS SORENESS

BLOOD TEETH

ALSO DEPRESSION

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 7, 2016

11.

ONCE AGAIN SNUBBED FOR MAN OF THE YEAR DESPITE MY NUMEROUS CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS AND BUSINESS ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND WORKING HUMAN KNEES

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 7, 2016

12.

I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE

WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE

I WILL LOOP YOU IN

LET US CIRCLE BACK

I EAT BONES

SYNERGY

WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 6, 2016

13.

I WILL RIOT BUT FOR SPORTS SO IT IS FINE

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 4, 2016

14.

I ATE SO MUCH MASHED POTATOES THAT I FORGOT TO GO TO THE BANK TRULY THIS IS A DEEPLY RELATABLE PIECE OF HUMAN CONTENT

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 1, 2016

15.

AT WHAT POINT IN THE BURRITO DOES MY UNENDING ANXIETY RECEDE

OR IS THAT NOT WHAT THESE ARE FOR

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) November 30, 2016

16.

I LOOK SO GOOD IN MY NEW SWEATER

NO ONE HAS SAID SO YET

BUT WHY ELSE WOULD EVERYONE AT APPLEBEES BE SCREAMING SO LOUD

UGH CHECK PLEASE

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) November 28, 2016

17.

I HATE SHARING HOLIDAYS WITH MY IN LAWS BECAUSE THEY ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS LIKE WHAT IS YOUR JOB WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE MEAT IS THAT BLOOD

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) November 24, 2016

He’s really not that different from all of us, to be completely honest…