17 Pet Hates And 25 Pet Loves
By Viva Bianca
Pet Hates
1. Bruised avocado
2. Cold feet
3. Bad breath
4. Hair left in the bathroom sink
5. LA drivers
6. Air Conditioning
7. Techno music
8. Pushy shop assistants
9. Telephone automated services. Connect me to a human being please!
10. Fox News
11. People who eat with their mouth open
12. Coffee that’s served so hot it burns your tongue
13. Gristle
14. People who talk too much
15. Bootcut jeans
16. Burps
17. Cupboard doors left open
Pet Loves
1. Fresh avocado
2. Morning cuddles in bed
3. Late-night veggie Quesadillas from Taco Zone
4. Mom’s Bolognese
5. Makeout sessions
6. Beautiful hands
7. Striped T-shirts
8. Flea markets
9. Men with body hair
10. Pizza in bed while watching a series on Netflix
11. Chivalry
12. Cupcakes with pink icing
13. Polish pierogi
14. Cacti
15. Breasts (I’m heterosexual but I think breast are just great!)
16. British accents
17. Candid photos
18. Vermicelli noodles
19. Afternoon naps
20. Handwritten letters
21. Tracksuit pants
22. Hot showers
23. Top 40 love songs
24. Undies and bed sheets that are fresh from the dryer
25. The sound of rain on my roof when I’m in bed