17 Times Hyperbole And A Half Just GETS You By Johanna Mort 1. When friends bring up that whole “socialization” thing: 2. And then when they actually drag you outside: 3. When you try and be productive. Every. Single. Time. 4. When someone asks you to prioritize your life: 5. When your quarter-life crisis hits you out of nowhere: 6. When it’s one of those days when small talk is a legitimate effort: 7. When you try and motivate yourself on one of your lazy days: 8. When it’s Monday: 9. When your day has been going horribly, and EVERYTHING is pissing you off: 10. When you run out of energy halfway through doing laundry: 11. When your efforts to be a normal human being fail: 12. When you’re realistic about your emergency reflexes: 13. When it feels like everything and its mother is out to get you: 14. When you drink wine and then all of a sudden you’re crying: 15. When things are finally going your way and everything’s great: 16. When you’ve been on a diet for a little too long: 17. When someone asks you for life advice: For more writing like this from Johanna, follow her on Facebook.