18 Hilarious Jimmy Fallon Monologue Jokes That Will Make Your Crappy Day 1,000 Times Better
By Kim Quindlen
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"I'd be upset too." 😸📬 https://t.co/ke3aYI1eU1 pic.twitter.com/G7zhBgPgqk
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 30, 2016
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"Hey, come on! She will! She will! Go to sleep!" 🌜 More from Jimmy's monologue: https://t.co/PUO6nlzww4 pic.twitter.com/fLGvb0Qd5U
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 29, 2016
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"I saw that while covering the Democratic caucuses Saturday, CNN had a 'caucus cam'…" https://t.co/EhFtr4rQSt pic.twitter.com/qVv6kDCq2h
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 29, 2016
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"A study that took almost 40 years shows that regularly smoking marijuana…" https://t.co/EsRdUB3RIb pic.twitter.com/hY2E5gTu3j
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 26, 2016
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We have Amy Adams from "Batman Vs Superman" on the show tonight! #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/aTOUXGoSVz
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 26, 2016
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“I saw that two trucks carrying beer and Frito-Lay chips got into an accident in Florida…” https://t.co/9ThkDJUS5k pic.twitter.com/pgKPHBcBAp
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 25, 2016
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"It's pretty funny!" More from Jimmy's monologue: https://t.co/zeI2oZRPWp pic.twitter.com/LRdrHMF1q9
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 24, 2016
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"A town in Oregon has been trying to figure out how to deal with too many sea lions…" https://t.co/zeI2oZRPWp pic.twitter.com/KamozQN3NX
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 24, 2016
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"A new study found that the sound you make while chewing can affect the amount of food you eat…" #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/W5MG9qFoDM
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 22, 2016
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"Pope Francis launched his Instagram account on Saturday, and his first post was a picture…" #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/DJCMmy1mLC
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 22, 2016
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"Arizona was upset in its game against Wichita State…" https://t.co/SWDqFEJ7i4 pic.twitter.com/hxiBHK0UmN
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 19, 2016
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"Police in Pennsylvania recently caught a 78-year-old nun shoplifting…" https://t.co/FssF7iw5ah pic.twitter.com/BOhuvw8H1z
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 19, 2016
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Still up? Take a look at some of our jokes from the week! https://t.co/N308StZbvD pic.twitter.com/3YYG73aUcJ
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 19, 2016
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"A-one and a-two and a-three." 📍 https://t.co/hyy1RWFqma pic.twitter.com/KbqEemrSqq
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 18, 2016
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"My favorite flavor is blue." https://t.co/CqJJV6UkI5 pic.twitter.com/FlUbIbxMy3
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 17, 2016
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"Selena Gomez just became the most-followed person on Instagram…" 📷 https://t.co/CqJJV6UkI5 pic.twitter.com/3Ogcvy88kI
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 17, 2016
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🍀 Today is St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 pic.twitter.com/J398ILAMS4
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 17, 2016
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"A new poll found that the majority of millennials…" https://t.co/EvCBzHcLaT pic.twitter.com/2m3FvuhFoe
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 16, 2016