19 Of The Funniest #WriteThe11thCommandment Tweets You’ll Read Today
By Jacob Geers
Ever wanted to add something to the word of God? Well, these twitter users are tacking an 11th rule to the “10 commandments”, and it is freaking hilarious!!
1. Make Up Your Mind!
Thou shalt not threaten on twitter to stop watching Game of Thrones then watch it anyway the following week #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Kate Knight (@KateRHughes) June 12, 2015
2. God, PLEASE make this one happen
Thou shalt not charge extra for guac#WriteThe11thCommandment
— Bustle (@bustle) June 12, 2015
3. The Feminist Rebuttal
https://twitter.com/Sirrruh/status/609408623358251008
4. WTF
https://twitter.com/HensleywkAo/status/609412848691879936
5. But. Real. Talk.
Thou shalt not follow someone, wait for the followback, and then unfollow. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Mike Furtaw 🎬 (@mikefurtaw) June 12, 2015
6. I’m Sorry, I’m Never Playing Candy Crush
#WriteThe11thCommandment Thal shall not send game requests on Facebook.
— Guitarmacist™ (@Guitarmacist) June 12, 2015
7. The Key To A Happy Life
Thou Shalt Wine More and Whine Less #WriteThe11thCommandment pic.twitter.com/0qqCl7zuF7
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 12, 2015
8. PLOT TWIST
Thou shalt ignore every commandment which did not say Simon Says. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) June 12, 2015
9. No Problem With Following THAT Rule
https://twitter.com/Diane_7A/status/609374348407869440
10. The Worst.
#writethe11thcommandment Thou shalt not use the last bit of toilet paper without replacing the roll! EVER! pic.twitter.com/o5jUBTMN02
— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) June 12, 2015
11. Finally, Some Practical Advice!
https://twitter.com/lbissilly/status/609368698185322498
12. God Says YOLO
https://twitter.com/110y_d/status/609410795856728065
13. Did This Before It Was A Rule!
#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shall watch the next episode on Netflix.
— B͓̽u͓̽f͓̽f͓̽y͓̽ (@OhSoChaeyoung) June 12, 2015
14. This One Is VERY Long Overdue
https://twitter.com/SherrieCharter/status/609410387642056705
15. But Really.
Thou shalt not text a person, & after they reply, fall off the face off the earth. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— 💫Leah Not Leia💫 (@Babiiface16) June 12, 2015
16. Finally Got To The Important Stuff
One space after the period. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Allan “Is THIS my last tweet?” Mott (@HouseofGlib) June 12, 2015
17. LOL
#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shall not try to stuff any more food items inside the crust of a pizza @pizzahut
— Faisal Riaz (@FaisalRiazTO) June 12, 2015
18. THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT
https://twitter.com/ProjectCreate64/status/609408488222015489
19. Someone’s Being A Little Self-Promoting, Eh Darth?
https://twitter.com/DarthVader_No1/status/609413649141223424