19 Times Winston Bishop Perfectly Understood Your Single Life Struggle
By Johanna Mort
1. When your friend gets into a relationship, and you realize you’re the last single person left in your friend group:
2. When you’re out and spot a veryyy attractive person enter the room:
3. When you try to be romantic, but it just comes across as creepy:
4. When you start calling into question all of your past relationships:
5. When you get back from a horrible date, and decide that spinsterhood can’t be that bad:
6. When your spurts of empowerment accidentally turns into a mini meltdown:
7. When you’ve become a god damn expert at cooking for one:
8. When it’s been a while, and you start to get overly interested in your friends’ sex lives:
9. When you want to have a quiet night in with the bae:
10. When you go home for the holidays, and you’re the only single one there:
11. And then everyone wants to talk about your love life and nothing else:
12. When you change your life goals every other day because, What the Hell! You’re not attached to anyone, so why not??
13. When you’re watching a movie and then it gets all romantic and you’re just sitting there… alone…
14. When you’re nervous and your flirting goes in a direction you weren’t expecting:
15. When another high school classmate gets engaged, and you descend into the pit of pessimism:
16. When you get too excited about casually dating someone that you get a little too serious too quickly:
17. When your couple friends want to get brunch, but you had to spend your Friday night out meeting people:
18. When you’re tired of hearing about all the cute couple things your friends are busy doing, and your jealousy creeps out a bit:
19. When you’re totally cool going out and doing whatever, because this is your life and you don’t need another person to make you happy: