The Internet is a terrifying, beautiful place that somehow manages to be home to some of the best and worst things. Twitter is no different. If you’ve been too busy this week to lurk online and catch the funniest tweets of the week, we’ve got you — sit back and be prepared to laugh.

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It’s as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/TheWikiHowGuy/status/936254005260574720

No

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 30, 2017

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https://twitter.com/medicinevinyI/status/936041365842034688

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https://twitter.com/itzzkait/status/936040974563921920

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Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

— Parker (@panoparker) November 28, 2017

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“if you call the uber i’ll venmo”
-Liars

— Billy Leslie (@BillyLeslie22) November 28, 2017

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https://twitter.com/yeetztweetz/status/935885231835492353

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2016: heh, imagine explaining today's news to someone who's been in a coma for 5 years

2017: heh, imagine explaining today's news to someone who overslept this morning

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) November 29, 2017

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https://twitter.com/ricardojkay/status/935596333892640768

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https://twitter.com/OkigboHTX/status/935290301706620933

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https://twitter.com/Hustle_Scholar/status/935353963083390977

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I hate this website pic.twitter.com/bWpZsKrmdo

— Eric Pope (@MrPope) November 29, 2017

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https://twitter.com/backtoyoubfs/status/934943228675096583

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https://twitter.com/squidslippers/status/935350446943637504

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My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA… FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street

— Kelly (@kellyblaus) November 27, 2017

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https://twitter.com/myspacespice/status/934557772460560385

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https://twitter.com/cham_twt/status/934476095629303808

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I’m walking down the street and this dude behind me shouted “Hey girl!” I turned around and he was like, “Oh my gosh I am not cat calling you! I am literally cat calling my cat!” And then his cat came running up to him from his front porch!

— Lauren Serpa Photographs (@SerpaLerpa) November 18, 2017

You’re welcome.