20 Hysterical Listings From Craigslist’s Best Of 2014
By Brian Gates
1. Lancaster, PA — Where the fuck is the microwave?
2. San Francisco, CA — Oh, look, here it is. The seahorse couple.
3. Denver, CO — She isn’t pregnant anymore!
4. Green Bay, WI — She ain’t “jellus”
5. Norfolk, VA – Short term rental, complete with funny, hot guys
6. Modesto, CA — Greatest proposal ever… NOT
7. Dallas, TX — Fuck you, you’re missing out on the BEST MAC N’ CHEESE
8. Rochester, NY – Not sure if trolling…
9. Bowling Green, KY — Taxidermied hamsters???
10. New Orleans, LA — Power fist. Oh my GOD. This is incredible.
11. Nashville, TN — Wow, sounds pretty welcoming!
12. Seattle, WA — I just need a loveseat. Wiggins.
13. Portland, WA — Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
14. Los Angeles, CA — The rooster is actually a big douche, like most people from LA
15. New York City, NY – Two star crossed lovers, once divorced, likely looking to cross paths one more time
16. New York City, NY – This brings me so much joy and tears
17. Sarasota, FL — A very polite adulterer
18. Los Angeles, CA — Just…why…even…
19. Boston, MA — They tell it like it is, and this shitstain’s gotta go
20. Humboldt, CA – Bitchy goat wanted