20 Popular Sayings And Idioms, Revised


1. “Shoot for the moon. But you better make it. Because if you don’t, you’ll be marooned out in desolate, quiet space with a limited amount of oxygen and zero options, while you gaze dejectedly at the stars you thought you were going to land upon as you finally realize that are actually light years away.”

2. “All you need is food, water, shelter, clothing, money and to occasionally urinate and evacuate your bowels.”

3. “Clear eyes, full hearts, still lose all the time.”

4. “The vast majority of things that do not kill you don’t make you stronger.”

5. “It usually is pretty much mostly about the size of the dog in the fight.”

6. “Everything happens for a reason if you consider “no fucking reason” to be a reason.”

7. “You should definitely cry because it’s over because she’s the best thing that ever happened to you and now she is gone and what in the fuck are you going to do?”

8. “Everyone can judge you, whether you like it or not.”

9. “Practice is generally very important, but it does not guarantee that you will even come close to achieving perfection.”

10. “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater or with anything else. Are you fucking crazy? You can’t just toss a baby out on its own. It’s a baby, you crazy bastard!”

11. “People who live in glass houses should not throw stones and they should also be hyper-aware of where they walk around when they are naked.”

12. “A picture is not always worth a thousand words. Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture of a rock. Give me 1,000 words on this photo before the end of the day.”

13. “There is definitely such thing as a free lunch.”

14. “Too many cooks might make too much food and then some of it may go to waste.”

15. “If you can’t beat ‘em, do your best to avoid ‘em and not think about ‘em.”

16. “A penny saved is just a penny, and pennies are so irrelevant that they shouldn’t’ even be in circulation anymore.”

17. “Absence makes the sexting sessions more frequent.”

18. “The keyboard is mightier than the sword unless the person wielding the sword chops your motherfucking keyboard in half.”

19. “Blood cancer killed the cat.”

20. “You miss 0% of the shots you do not take. You can’t miss a shot if you didn’t, you know, take a shot. It’s fucking impossible.”