23 Hilarious Questions All Old People Need To Answer Right Now

By Charlie Elliot

Old people are adorable. They use slang phrases from generations ago, always have hard candy available at a moment’s notice, and do things most of us would never be able to get away with in public. Because they grew up in a time way before things like email, smart phones, and Netflix were common it seems like we all have a hard time understanding why old people do the things they do.

why do most old people look like squished chicken nuggets

— Alfie (@fatdickalfie) June 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/Lauren_Neate/status/481003798148947968

Why do old people dress in so much layers?

— Jarmaine (@HeyJarmaine) March 12, 2012

https://twitter.com/LukeHoosTawking/status/480673167254781952

Why do old people keep a box of tissues in the back window of their car?

— Detroit Alex (@alexroehl) March 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/RicardoB_/status/482875598553890817

https://twitter.com/AudraGiancarli/status/482926772129107969

https://twitter.com/thetburnham/status/481155000337313793

https://twitter.com/yo_jiggle_juice/status/482627578558046208

https://twitter.com/koryannek/status/482680285952094208

WHY DO OLD PEOPLE WEAR JEANS TO THE GYM

— em (@RichoRose) June 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/Matthew_Starnes/status/482599604748181504

https://twitter.com/Karchiii/status/482581379784253440

https://twitter.com/EandFmusic/status/274962700449243136

https://twitter.com/IntThings/status/304520129247600640

Why do all old people smell the same ?

— . (@mac3curran) June 27, 2014

Why do old people on facebook always use an unnecessary amount of periods…………..?

— cool hand luke (@lukelivesmore) June 23, 2014

Why do old people even wear glasses if they are going to squint at everything like they can't see it no matter what?

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 4, 2013

Why do old people insist on leaving their window shades open while the movie is on?

— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) November 25, 2013

Why do old people always look like they're going to ask me a question?

— Rob (@SecretKickoff) December 23, 2011

https://twitter.com/J_ckk/status/483523154103775232

https://twitter.com/gregjames/status/222243833126191104

Why do old people have to take off their glasses just to hear you?

— Ororo Munroe (@Storminika) May 20, 2012

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