23 Things You Should Never Say While Having Sex: #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words: Hold on. Gotta text mom.
— BlameItOnFastFoods (@Blamefastfoods) August 27, 2015
2.
Ignore the mould, it's nothing.
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— I Am Bread (@IAmBreadGame) August 27, 2015
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i love you, body pillow #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— F E Y R I S; (@blamefeyris) August 27, 2015
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HEY MOM GET THE CAMERA
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— Kratos (@KratosAur12000) August 27, 2015
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Wipe it with a cloth? ~ Hillary Clinton
— AngieSenseiofSarcasm (@Artist_Angie) August 27, 2015
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I have to pray first #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Brad wbu (@Braddleyyyyyy) August 27, 2015
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I will stop crying soon #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Brad wbu (@Braddleyyyyyy) August 27, 2015
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Grandma died on this bed
— Dpega (@Dpega) August 27, 2015
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words wait… which sister are you?
— Oliver Sellors (@prophAcid) August 27, 2015
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words "What was your name again?"
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 27, 2015
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words how are your SATS going??
— // Rez // (@Nexium_Rez) August 27, 2015
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words it's smaller than the diagram
— League Problems (@leagueproblemos) August 27, 2015
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You're my first since prison.
— Pinky SlivoTitz (@ACreativeMuggle) August 27, 2015
14.
You sure that it's in?? 😕 #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— laura ✡ (@m3dicin3) August 27, 2015
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See you in 9 months
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— SpanishFly➰ (@SpanishFly27) August 27, 2015
16.
Which one of us pooped? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— mia (@MiaPinchoff) August 27, 2015
17.
Take off your crocs please #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Jonah (@JonahG33) August 27, 2015
18.
My ex always did that
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Nikki (@nikkilouise15) August 27, 2015
19.
I just peed inside you #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— MustBeTheMeds (@MustBeTheMeds) August 27, 2015
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Smile, you are on camera! #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Dom (@_DxmBillingtxn) August 27, 2015
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Don't worry, he just watches. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words pic.twitter.com/Qg5KhQBMXC
— MJ⛳️ (@MJGWrites) August 27, 2015
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It's my 9th first time #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) August 27, 2015
23.
What is your WiFi password?
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
— Pauly Parker (@PaulDWMC) August 27, 2015