24 Epic (And True) Tweets Where Writers Vent To The World About #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
By Jacob Geers
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#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter Oh, you write? I've always wanted to be a writer. I'm too busy doing (insert "important" thing here), though.
— Deina Furth (@DeinaFurth) July 28, 2015
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#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter So what's your real job?
— Nikita Gill (@nktgill) July 28, 2015
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"You're a writer? Awesome! I love books! 'The Notebook' is my favorite!"#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) July 28, 2015
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oh you're an english major? so basically you wanna be a teacher. #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— springboob squirepin (@sluttyseagull) July 28, 2015
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"So you write, huh? Me too. I wrote a poem once in 5th grade. It was pretty good."#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) July 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/say_shannon/status/626050744836296704
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https://twitter.com/thetrudz/status/626046325063180288
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https://twitter.com/imaginator1dx/status/626044687606910976
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Boy, you're *still* working on that book? #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— Kelly Masked&Vaxxed Caldwell (@kkc212) July 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/renireni/status/626042439577505792
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https://twitter.com/gabesingin/status/626040996279812096
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#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter @imaginator1dx I thought of these and it's true! I thought you'd get a kick out of them!😂 pic.twitter.com/eWvWi0aeau
— Kristen🦋 (@KrissieCaldi) July 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/AHintofMystery/status/626037715952340992
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https://twitter.com/LilyBaileyUK/status/626034454616764416
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When I retire I'm going to write a book, too.#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— John Fox (@bookfox) July 28, 2015
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#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter So? Are you still writing or are you working now?
— Karen Rock (@KarenRock5) July 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/ashposton/status/626014045242585094
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3. So, you're self-published? But that's not like…REAL publishing, though. What's Indie? Like the music?#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— Nicole L'autore (@nicolelautore) July 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/calliewriting/status/626008680396226560
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#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter "It must be nice making money at a hobby."
— Melodie Ramone (@Melodie_Ramone) July 28, 2015
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When I retire, I'm going to be a writer! #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter When I retire, I'm going to be a heart surgeon.
— MicheleWojciechowski (@TheMicheleWojo) July 28, 2015
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"I'll come up with the idea, you'll write the book, and we'll split the profits 50/50." #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— Darian Brasher (@darianbrasher) July 28, 2015
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"This is just like something else I've read. I can't remember what but you're copying it. Be more original." #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
— M.J. Pack 💀 (@megslice) July 28, 2015
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Can't be that hard, loads of celebrities are writing novels these days…#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter #Ghostwriter
— Samantha Tonge Author (@SamTongeWriter) July 28, 2015
Please don’t say any of things in the comments — I’ll be crushed.