24 Hilarious Tweets That Try To Predict What Happens #WhenTrumpIsElected President
By Jacob Geers
This question was posed to Twitter users today: what would happen if “The Donald” were actually elected President of the United States? Here are 24 of their most hilarious answers (some of which are a little too real).
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https://twitter.com/b1ullitt/status/625739172137930753
2.
#WhenTrumpIsElected people will look back fondly on George W. Bush
— Mr. Rodger (@MattRodger) July 27, 2015
3.
#WhenTrumpIsElected, he might appoint himself as Chairman of the Federal Reserve, and begin to issue Trump dollars. pic.twitter.com/KM2fQ7RTmb
— Pedro da Costa (@pdacosta) July 27, 2015
4.
#WhenTrumpIsElected Melania will handle all foreign relations because she speaks foreign pic.twitter.com/oiT2mnfk8F
— #FakeFacts (Parody of Fake Stuff) (@HashFakeFacts) July 27, 2015
5.
#WhenTrumpIsElected he will be busy securing a border across the south, while Americans are busy escaping across the one to the North.
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) July 27, 2015
6.
Meet your new Governors pic.twitter.com/mqAUOJkMRm
— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) July 27, 2015
7.
#WhenTrumpIsElected you have 24 hours until purge begins
— Breezy Puffs (@BreezyPuffs) July 27, 2015
8.
#WhenTrumpIsElected we will refer to his plane as Hair Force One.
— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) July 27, 2015
9.
we will have a new First Lady every time the "old" one turns 35.
— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) July 27, 2015
10.
#WhenTrumpIsElected you'll only get a law passed if you win the swimsuit competition.
— Staz Trudeaux (@SheJStaz) July 27, 2015
11.
https://twitter.com/SinCityChiGirl/status/625719640497328128
12.
#WhenTrumpIsElected we'll finally have calm and civil political discourse in this country.
I'm just kidding, people will kill each other.
— ππππππππ π΅ππππ (@OGOrlandoJones) July 27, 2015
13.
#WhenTrumpIsElected the U.S. will switch its currency from the dollar to the casino chip.
— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) July 27, 2015
14.
#WhenTrumpIsElected everyone will get a Trump action figure that will buy all your play houses & then goes bankrupt. pic.twitter.com/SqRHKZl0bB
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) July 27, 2015
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#WhenTrumpIsElected, Americans will illegally cross the border into Mexico in search of a better life.
— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) July 27, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Sarah_Joyous/status/625713851879677952
17.
https://twitter.com/NotBTB/status/625713661496070144
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#WhenTrumpIsElected he will pass a law that no one has to worry about what their hair looks like anymore. pic.twitter.com/qfS6XSsyjQ
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) July 27, 2015
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#WhenTrumpIsElected I wonder if they will put a toupΓ©e on his emoji, which is π©
— Staz Trudeaux (@SheJStaz) July 27, 2015
20.
https://twitter.com/joshingstern/status/625713339537211392
21.
#WhenTrumpIsElected Guantanamo Bay is now a 72 Hole Golf Resort. "Trump Caribbean Island Getaway"
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) July 27, 2015
22.
https://twitter.com/IAmMiller72/status/625712386356350976
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#WhenTrumpIsElected
His hair will have its own secret service agent— Eddie Della Siepe (@EddieDellaSiepe) July 27, 2015
24.
https://twitter.com/BuhByeGOP/status/625740159045103616
Please don’t let any of this happen (especially Trump being elected).