24 Jaden Smith Tweets That Will Make You Rethink Everything You Knew About Life
By Johanna Mort
1. When he revealed where you lost your gloves:
You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 10, 2014
2. When he solved everyone’s immigration debates:
Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore There Home
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 2, 2014
3. When he read everyone’s mid-afternoon thoughts.
I Don't Smell Good, But I Don't Smell Bad You Feel Me.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 20, 2015
4. …And their 2am thoughts.
All I'm Gunna Do When I Get My License Is Drive By My X's House REAL SLOW.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 24, 2015
5. When he cured everyone’s insomnia.
That Moment When You Can't Sleep Soo You Start Doing Math.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 6, 2015
6. When his celebrity encounter beat yours.
I Saw Owen Wilson One Time From A Distance And We Just Stared At Each Other, Then His Car Drove Off.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 30, 2015
7. When he accurately predicted how often you think of Chipotle.
Today,Tomorrow,Always.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 11, 2015
8. When he gave you all the answers you needed for your job interview.
"Jaden, Where Can We Expect You To Be In 5 Years?" " Gone."
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) July 29, 2015
9. When he wrote your wedding vows.
I Never Realized How Dysfunctional A King Is Without A Queen • • • Balance Is Key.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 24, 2015
10. When he gave your self esteem a much-needed boost.
Relationships Are Messed Up But Your Face Isn't.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 11, 2015
11. …But like, still kept you grounded.
Yeah Whatever Your Still Not As Cool As North.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 14, 2015
12. When he gave you the intervention that your friends couldn’t.
Instagram Is Not The Answer.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 26, 2015
13. …And really made sure it stuck with you.
Instagram Is A BlackHole Of Time And Energy.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 12, 2015
14. When he took a viral trend and made it a learning moment.
Whenever You Disagree With Somebody Just Remember The Dress And Accept That You Guys Are SEEING Two Different Things.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 24, 2015
15. When he was truly on the forefront of fashion.
Shouts Out To Everybody That Copped The New Pants, I'm In Sewing Class Today, Soo That Next Level Is Coming Soon. |||
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 5, 2015
16. When he stressed the importance of fitness.
When You Party I'm On The Treadmill,When You Sleep I'm On The Treadmill, When I Tweet I'm On TheTreadmill. Remember This
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 12, 2015
17. When he sat in for your therapist and was just as helpful.
Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry And You'll Be Good. 👍
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 3, 2015
18. When he mastered long distance relationships.
Don't Worry Bae I'll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 16, 2014
19. When he handled his haters like a pro.
Haters Are Just Pre Creators Who Need The Seed Of Greatness.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 2, 2014
20. When he gracefully accepted he was wrong.
I Used To hate Cody Simpson Because He Got All The Girls When I Should Have Just Show My Appreciation Like I Do Now.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 7, 2014
21. When he was a Grade A philosopher.
I'm Glad That Our Distance Makes Us Witness Ourselves From A Different Entrance.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 13, 2014
22. When he refused to conform to the rest of society.
I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 3, 2014
23. When he saw past your tough exterior and straight into your soul.
Are You Happy?
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) July 10, 2014
24. Just…this.
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— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2015