24 #SignsYoureRightWing That Hilariously Hit The Nail On The Head
By Jacob Geers
A trending hashtag asked Twitter users this question: What are some hilarious signs that someone is a right-winger?
The hashtag was kickstarted by twitter user Tommy Campbell with his challenge for folks to come up with tweets for #SignsYoureRightWing
Tweet your funniest #SignsYoureRightWing Cohost @shelikesitloud One tweet drawn @Tweets_Animated PLEASE RETWEET! pic.twitter.com/2ATH5fo0pz
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) August 3, 2015
Here are 24 of the most epic responses:
1.
The Stickman family on the back of your mini van, have guns. #SignsYoureRightWing
— Casey Corbin (@CaseyCorbin) August 3, 2015
2.
#SignsYoureRightWing You believed all 4 of your pastor's end of the world dates were true and can't wait till he announces the next one.
— Staz Trudeaux (@SheJStaz) August 3, 2015
3.
You love everyone. Well, except foreigners, cripples, kids, old people, deviants, vegans & the poor, obviously. Haha. #SignsYoureRightWing
— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) August 3, 2015
4.
There's no such thing as Global Warming, because, look — there's a senator holding a snowball #SignsYoureRightWing
— Lance Gould (@lancegould) August 3, 2015
5.
#SignsYoureRightWing: you think socialism, communism and fascism are synonyms.
— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) August 3, 2015
6.
https://twitter.com/SinCityChiGirl/status/628264984376578048
7.
https://twitter.com/Diane_7A/status/628260427949080576
8.
When you can't draw worth sh*t with your left wing.#SignsYoureRightWing pic.twitter.com/V9O2qYIxZZ
— 𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 (@OGOrlandoJones) August 3, 2015
9.
You prefer your right to have a gun over your right to breath #SignsYoureRightWing
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) August 3, 2015
10.
You consider ‘Duck Dynasty’ and ’19 Kids and Counting’ to be inspirational shows with a good moral compass. #SignsYoureRightWing
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) August 3, 2015
11.
You Vote Against Your Own Interests #SignsYoureRightWing
— JK Callaway (@jkCallawayYAY) August 3, 2015
12.
You're only concerned with where the President was born when he isn't the same race as you.#SignsYoureRightWing
— Rebecca Griffin (@RebeccaGriffin1) August 3, 2015
13.
#SignsYoureRightWing you believe taxes are for the poor
— Isobel (@IsobelandCat) August 3, 2015
14.
https://twitter.com/zooofgenius/status/628285831719989250
15.
#SignsYoureRightWing You gripe about the education your kids are getting, but vote against measures to improve it, & blame the teachers.
— Kris randomly (@KrisAtRandom) August 3, 2015
16.
https://twitter.com/thatchecksout/status/628289212253642752
17.
https://twitter.com/MrDaveHudson/status/628289118150078464
18.
#SignsYoureRightWing You always post that picture of Obama smoking in college as though that's literally the only thing he did in college.
— Jewish Space Laser Wolf (not parody, just sucks) (@Arithered) August 3, 2015
19.
https://twitter.com/ZombieCHenry/status/628288931142991872
20.
You hate Obamacare but think the ACA isn't too bad. #SignsYoureRightWing
— Apron Boobsface (@1eyedstolenmare) August 3, 2015
21.
https://twitter.com/OfficialBafmiQ/status/628288403633627140
22.
#SignsYoureRightWing You have never heard of Snopes.
— The People Praiser (@PeoplePraiser) August 3, 2015
23.
You consider Golden Corral 5 star dining. #SignsYoureRightWing
— Jeremy O (@jortega8) August 3, 2015
24.
You are really, really attached to the "slippery slope" argument
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) August 3, 2015
Hopefully a rival #SignsYoureLiberal tag will appear soon!