25 Things More Terrible Than Mondays

Every Monday we all become Garfield and “hate Mondays” so to get you through, here are 25 things more terrible than Mondays.

1. Paper cuts.

2. When you think you have a full thing of milk but it’s empty.

3. Anything that happens in Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic.”

4. Anything that happens to any character in “RENT.”

5. That thing where you think there’s another step and you get freaked out.

6. Someone telling you “Don’t be mad but…”

7. Someone telling you “I’m not racist but…”

8. Splinters.

9. Not Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though. Krang is more terrible than Mondays.

10. Russell Crowe’s singing in Les Mis.

11. That noise they play in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 when Sonic is about drown.

12. Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.

13. A bug bite under sunburn that you accidentally scratch.

14. A bad haircut.

15. Someone telling you “You know, the average person consumes about 8 spiders a year…”

16. That Miley Cyrus “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” cover:[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSSfl5zGiA]17. The blue and brown clothing trend from the late 90’s/early 2000’s.

18. The song “Save Tonight” by Eagle Eye Cherry.

19. Every death Joss Whedon has ever written.

20. That there’s a fifth Die Hard movie.

21. That some people have Chinese character tattoos they’re only 80% sure say
“peace.”

22. That some people’s favorite member of ‘N Sync is Chris Kirkpatrick.

23. That some people’s favorite member of Backstreet Boys is Kevin Richardson.

24. Crash won Best Picture.

25. Death/rape/assault/famine/kidnapping/misogyny/racism/bigotry/real things/etc.