27 Hilarious #NationalCoffeeDay Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up How You Feel About This Magical Liquid
By Kim Quindlen
These people take their morning [slash all-day] brew v seriously.
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https://twitter.com/FunnyVines/status/781590624411668480
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Coffee is like a push-up bra for your personality.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) December 5, 2014
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☕️ My favorite poem ever #NationalCoffeeDay 😍 #thursdayfeeling ☕️😎😴 pic.twitter.com/yMisZXferg
— Laura Nicole (@laurabagley4) September 29, 2016
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My doctor said I shouldn't drink more than one cup of coffee per day. Fair enough.#NationalCoffeeDay pic.twitter.com/kK7Lh7GaBs
— Michael D. A. Clarke (@MichaelDAClarke) September 29, 2016
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Happy #NationalCoffeeDay. Don't forget to order your large half-caf scalded almond milk latte 4 pumps vanilla 1 pump cinnamon w an extra…
— Rhett & Link (@Mythical) September 29, 2016
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Happy #NationalCoffeeDay! pic.twitter.com/QpqkcknSha
— Writer's Relief (@WritersRelief) September 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/StudentDrDiva/status/781460376508653568
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https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/781503682718404609
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Celebrating #NationalCoffeeDay like every other morning. Coffee by the gallons ✌🏼️☕️
— Julie Ertz (@julieertz) September 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/wilw/status/781591916353691648
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https://twitter.com/yoyoha/status/781521980075892736
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Mornings I feel mean
I must try to be kinder
So go, you little bean
Down into the grinder#NationalCoffeeDay— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) September 29, 2016
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I drink and I know things #NationalCoffeeDay pic.twitter.com/pdAh9JZy84
— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) September 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/AnneWheaton/status/781500340227100672
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Written by @kenthinguy #NationalCoffeeDay https://t.co/bOhUCokC3Q pic.twitter.com/DE7Zp2evUG
— someecards (@someecards) September 29, 2016
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It's #SMG day (or more commonly known as, #NationalCoffeeDay) Never has a day more truly been made for me. Now how many should I have today
— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) September 29, 2016
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Celebrating #NationalCoffeeDay the only way I know how … [feat. @RobOnTheRun] pic.twitter.com/Kgc0YnWQQU
— theBERRY (@theberry) September 29, 2016
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I like my coffee, like I like my men, held tightly between my thighs while driving. #NationalCoffeeDay
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) September 29, 2016
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And we lived happily ever after.
☕️✨💕 #NationalCoffeeDay pic.twitter.com/sd8KJN39n0— Heather Lloyd (@ByHeatherLloyd) September 29, 2016
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Happy #NationalCoffeeDay pic.twitter.com/LRXMcLq5ZW
— Lord Snow (@LordSnow) September 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/_Snape_/status/781603415981977600
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Today is National Coffee Day. It’s the only thing Trump takes black.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 29, 2016
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https://twitter.com/alexmanriquetwi/status/781592260399996929
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"Do you like coffee?"
"Only with my oxygen."#NationalCoffeeDay ☕https://t.co/0Bydmu7aOK pic.twitter.com/FlC7QHuhsF— DeviantArt (@DeviantArt) September 29, 2016
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more like national coffee bae, amirite?!?!
— christian hipster (@ChristnHipster) September 29, 2016
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Shoutout to coffee for always being there for me
— American Nomad (@coffee_n_mtns) September 29, 2016
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To anyone who doesn't drink coffee and can function on their natural energy levels #NationalCoffeeDay pic.twitter.com/9VJw916Mj7
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) September 29, 2016