35 Things My 5-8 Year Old Has Said


In 2010 I put together Things My Five Year Old Has Said, Which I Have Quoted on Twitter. It was mostly well received, with some occasional disbelief and questions concerning my parenting, which is a pretty standard response for the internet. Some wanted an update — a round two, if you will. This is that update. Your round two. Eli is now 8 years old, because that’s how time works. Here are 35 things he’s said since November 10, 2010, which I’ve quoted on Twitter.





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