5 Celebrities Who Would’ve Been Perfect For The Internet
By Thoughtis
4. Joan Didion
So I know Joan Didion was and (still is) alive when the internet came to fruition. She even has a fake Twitter! But how awesome would it have been if she had been able to be plugged in during the ’60s and ’70s? She never would have actually done it. It would’ve seemed beneath her, but imagine if she did? Sample tweets: “ate an avocado and brushed Quintana’s hair with some lentil beans I had left soaking overnight…” or “As it happens, John and I are at the Royal Hawaiian, and might get a divorce. I have a migraine in bed.” I don’t know. Maybe it would’ve been totally lost in translation actually. One thing’s for certain: Everything she tweeted would’ve needed the hashtag #whitegirlproblems.
5. Oscar Wilde
Homegirl would’ve gotten in so much trouble if he had been able to go on the internet. His homosexuality would’ve just been so obvious. He would share pictures of all the hot boys he had been screwing and been like, “whatever, GURL. i don’t care!” He would be blowing up on Craigslist, Grindr: ALL OF IT. This would’ve made him totally screwed in his sodomy trial. He’d be like, “I don’t have sex with men!” and they’d be all, “um, it says in your OkCupid bio, “I love having sex with men.” Case closed.