50 ‘Never Have I Evers’ That Will Reveal Which One Of Your Friends Is The Worst Drunk
WARNING: Drink responsibly!
1. Never have I ever shotgunned a beer.
2. Never have I ever gotten day drunk.
3. Never have I ever done a bar crawl.
4. Never have I ever thrown up in a taxi, car, or Uber.
5. Never have I ever drank beer from a funnel.
6. Never have I ever done a keg stand.
7. Never have I ever drank an entire bottle of wine by myself.
8. Never have I ever won a game of beer pong.
9. Never have I ever drunk texted an ex.
10. Never have I ever drunk texted my parents.
11. Never have I ever gone to a foam party.
12. Never have I ever lost my keys (or wallet or phone) at a club.
13. Never have I ever ordered something expensive online while drunk.
14. Never have I ever sang karaoke while tipsy.
15. Never have I ever drank in the shower.
16. Never have I ever told a stranger I loved them while drunk.
17. Never have I ever cried while drunk.
18. Never have I ever danced with a drink in my hand.
19. Never have I ever thrown up inside of a bar bathroom.
20. Never have I ever made friends with someone on a line for the bathroom.
21. Never have I ever bought a drink for a stranger.
22. Never have I ever made up my own drinking game with friends.
23. Never have I ever woken up next to a stranger after a night of heavy drinking.
24. Never have I ever gotten wasted on a beach.
25. Never have I ever gotten wasted at Disney.
26. Never have I ever gotten cut off from a bartender after drinking too much.
27. Never have I ever went to work hungover.
28. Never have I ever went to work wasted.
29. Never have I ever called out of work for being too hungover.
30. Never have I ever snuck alcohol into a concert.
31. Never have I ever gotten drunk in Vegas.
32. Never have I ever gotten drunk in New Orleans.
33. Never have I ever gotten into a drunken argument.
34. Never have I ever bought a round for the entire bar.
35. Never have I ever tasted a jello shot.
36. Never have I ever eaten an entire pizza while wasted.
37. Never have I ever fallen asleep with my contacts still in.
38. Never have I ever peed in a bush or an alleyway.
39. Never have I ever sexted someone with a glass of wine in my hand.
40. Never have I ever made drunken plans that I regretted as soon as I was sober.
41. Never have I ever pre-gammed alone before a party.
42. Never have I ever played Edward 40 Hands.
43. Never have I ever gotten a piercing while drunk.
44. Never have I ever gotten a tattoo while drunk.
45. Never have I ever had sex while drunk.
46. Never have I ever been a regular at a certain bar.
47. Never have I ever thrown a drink in someone’s face.
48. Never have I ever woke up with no memory of what happened the night before.
49. Never have I ever wasted my entire paycheck for the week on drinks.
50. Never have I ever told myself I would never drink again and then drank the next day anyway.