68 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘The Walking Dead’ For The First Time Ever
You could say I have been living under a rock considering I just decided today, November 2, 2015, to start watching the first episode of the first season of The Walking Dead. Sure, I know the show and continuously see spoilers all over my Facebook feed on Sunday nights full of angst so I finally decided to kick back with my bowl of Choco Mint Chip ice cream and figure out what the hype was all about.
- AMC is still a thing?
- Is that the same sheriff uniform they used in Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
- And two-and-a-half minutes in, dead body makes its first appearance complete with flies.
- I am assuming he needs gas.
- Little girl looks like the kid from The Poltergeist but with a knack for bunny slippers.
- Oh damn, that ain’t a little girl.
- SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD!!
- Sweet head shot.
- This theme music just screams all kinds of doom and gloom.
- Wait, now we have burgers?
- Now I want a burger and fries.
- That other cop is right…I never turn off the lights. Ever.
- Um, excuse me, where those burgers all gone when you threw them away Officer Not Rick.
- Holy shit car wreck.
- Wait, were zombies driving the car? Can zombies drive?
- Is like a clown car? How many more people are going to come out of it?
- There’s no way Rick can die? Isn’t he the HBIC?
- My brother’s name is Shane.
- Can we get some new flowers? Unless it DIY potpourri.
- This whole hospital gown/destroyed hospital reminds me of 28 Days Later…
- Dead girl in hallway, must not be a top rated hospital.
- OH THE IRONY OF THE ZOMBIES INSIDE THE CAFETERIA!!!
- Can zombies smell?
- Ugh, so many dead bodies. I honestly don’t even know what I would think if this was me.
- Seriously, where is everyone?
- EW. Where is the rest of that zombie’s body in the park? That is so sick. I wonder how they did that though.
- Honestly, what I look like when I don’t get enough sleep.
- The feels for Lori and Carl though. Whoever they are. Assuming family.
- OH! He got knocked the fuck out!
- Aw son and father taking him in. That’s nice.
- AH so the walkers can see and hear!
- Interesting so a fever burns you out then you die then you come back craving mad flesh.
- I have Adele stuck in my head.
- CAR ALARM. I would pee myself.
- Aw, poor Dwayne! His mama is a walker.
- And apparently walkers can turn door knobs.
- Woahhhhh, so that’s why it has to be the head. Something in their brains is still active. Interesting.
- First non firearm to kill walker = baseball bat.
- Next stop, Atlanta! Name drop, CDC.
- I remember when I had to take cold showers for a week. That hot water was LIFE.
- BYE DWAYNE!
- Do zombies ever actually die from starvation?
- OH HEAD SHOT!
- Why am I crying during this show? Too many feelings.
- Is he really about to do target practice on the zombies??
- I actually feel bad for the half zombie in the park.
- OH HEAD SHOT!
- ANOTHER HEAD SHOT!
- Ugh, poor Dwayne.
- Good, put the half zombie out of her misery.
- I am really crying though.
- MORE PEOPLE ALIVE!
- It’s Shane!
- Super stern Shane.
- WOAH. The wife and kid are alive…but the wife just kissed…his partner? Whaa.
- What do the walkers do during the day? Chill underground or something?
- SO. MANY. FLIES. AND. BODIES.
- “Been through the desert on a horse with no name…”
- So as a sheriff’s deputy, you know how to ride a horse?
- Atlanta is dead. Pun intended.
- Were those walkers really chilling on a bus?
- OH MY GOD. GO HORSE GO! NO NOT THE HORSE! GET UP RICK! RUN!
- THEY ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE
- Of course the sheriff’s bag of guns is chilling on the street mad far away.
- I kind of want him to drive the tank and crush some skulls.
- WHO IS ON THE RADIO?
- Poor horse…
- SO MANY WALKERS!
I will now proceed to binge watch the rest of the season.