7 Reactions to The Piano Teacher

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3. Disaffectionate handjob

The piano teacher’s pupil is a hot Anglo-European with a dashing smile. (He’s a talented interpreter of Schumann and Schubert, and falls in love with her talent.) She, either as manipulative ploy, or because she doesn’t feel like she deserves the mutual satiation of regular intercourse, will only reciprocate his sexual advances in a public restroom with a handjob. It’s a rather logistical moment, subject to more interpersonal negotiation and bickering than wanking. Needless to say, our Sch -umann/-ubert enthusiast here has difficultly keeping the blood flowing. Regardless of this lady’s jacked-(pun intended)-up-ness, I was a little turned on.

Colloquial reaction: “Nice.”