Andrew WK’s 20 Greatest Party Tips Of All Time
By Rob Fee
No one knows more about partying than the legendary Andrew W.K. and, lucky for us, he shares his innermost party secrets with us every day on Twitter. While all of them are amazing, here are some of the greatest party tips he’s ever given.
PARTY TIP: Fold a dog’s ear in half and gently enjoy its sweet velvety softness.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) March 29, 2012
Not-partying is never the answer. Unless the question is “What’s never the answer?”
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) August 19, 2012
PARTY TIP: Becoming an adult isn’t about giving up what you enjoyed as a child. Becoming an adult is about becoming a super-child.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 28, 2014
PARTY TIP: Cuddle.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 28, 2014
PARTY TIP: If you don’t believe in homosexuality, then don’t have gay sex. Otherwise, please be nice and leave people alone.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) March 16, 2014
Eating grilled cheese counts as partying.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) March 7, 2014
PARTY TIP: Always remember, everything you’ve ever experienced in life was made possible thanks to sex.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 9, 2014
PARTY TIP: Staying positive doesn’t mean you don’t feel sad or scared sometimes, it just means you keep on going anyway.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 17, 2014
PARTY TIP: True success isn’t about having a lot of money. It’s about having a lot of fun.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) March 18, 2014
PARTY TIP: Puking is just the body’s way of making more room for party.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) September 5, 2011
PARTY TIP: Depression is just our brain telling us to party harder.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) October 1, 2011
PARTY TIP: Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 10, 2014
PARTY TIP: Wear pants less.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 21, 2014
People don’t stop partying because they get old. They get old because they stop partying.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 4, 2014
PARTY TIP: Girls can get boners too.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 12, 2014
PARTY TIP: Failing at what you love is better than succeeding at what you hate.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 24, 2014
PARTY TIP: In case you weren’t aware, boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) November 14, 2012
PARTY TIP: Don’t worry. Stay positive. Let go of all the stress. Everything will work out. I’m hugging you.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) February 25, 2014
PARTY TIP: Never cheat on someone you love and always wash your hands after using the bathroom.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) December 16, 2011
And then I said, “Let there be party,” and there was party, and it was hard.
— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) November 1, 2011