The 30 Sexiest Halloween Costumes of All Time
By Thoughtis
1. Sexy Blanket
2. Sexy Cantaloupe
3. Sexy Racist Fry Cook
4. Sexy Dead Giraffe
5. Sexy Idi Amin
6. Sexy Angry Haunted Penis
7. Sexy TJ Maxx Sales Associate with Influenza
8. Sexy Dishwater
9. Sexy Broken Tooth
10. Sexy NES Zapper for Duck Hunt
11. Sexy Dirty Minivan with an Old Apple Lost Somewhere Inside of It
12. Sexy Impetigo
13. Sexy Argument About Trivial Pursuit
14. Sexy Bilateral Reimplantation of the Ureters
15. Sexy Moustache Crumbs
16. Sexy New Jersey Path Train
17. Sexy Humidity
18. Sexy Out-of-breath Conversation About Derivatives
19. Sexy Yellowed Undershirt
20. Sexy Raisin
21. Sexy PowerPoint Presentation
22. Sexy Rectangle
23. Sexy Pol Pot
24. Sexy Raised Hand Signaling for You to Stop Talking Because They’re on the Phone
25. Sexy Speculum
26. Sexy Arrogant Recreational Athlete
27. Sexy Aggressive Insistence That You’re Not Gay
28. Sexy Unidentifiable Stain
29. Sexy Colicky Infant
30. Sexy Rusted Bone Saw