‘Do Sperm Have Faces?’ And 48 Other Hilariously Awkward Questions That Were Actually Asked In Sex-Ed Class
1.
“Do sperm have faces?”
2.
“If you swallow, do you throw up the baby?”
3.
“If you cut your penis off, will it grow back?”
4.
“If there’s no bone in a boner ’cause it’s filled with blood does that mean it’s called a blooder?”
5.
“Can a woman smoke a cigarette through her vagina?”
6.
“If I fuck a girl’s colonoscopy bag, can it be considered rape?”
7.
“If semen has so much sugar in it, then why does it taste so salty?”
8.
“Why is it called public hair if we’re not supposed to show it in public?”
9.
“Does her vagina eat my penis and that becomes the baby?”
10.
“Can sperm get you fat?”
11.
“What if you have to pee during sex but you can’t stop in time and you pee in the girl?”
12.
“Can you get pregnant by doing anal?”
13.
“When I squeeze my nipples, pus comes out. What’s that all about?”
14.
“If I am pregnant with twins of opposite genders, is it dangerous that the male baby gets the female baby pregnant while they’re still in the womb?”
15.
“Can I pee on a girl when we’re having sex?”
16.
“Why would a woman put a man’s penis in her mouth?”
17.
“Is masturbation possible for women, and if so, demonstrate.”
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18.
“Is it true pussy smells like tuna?”
19.
“Is it normal for my girlfriend to have a penis and why is it bigger than mine?”
20.
“For gay people, how do they decide which penis will open up for the other penis?”
21.
“If two guys was doing one girl, one in the butt, one in the vagina, will they feel each other?”
22.
“If it’s not safe to use two condoms, is it safe to use three condoms?”
23.
“What if it gets stuck in there?”
24.
“Is sex magnetic?”
25.
“So does the sperm get to the egg when they kiss?”
26.
“If a woman is pregnant and has sex can the penis touch the head of the baby?”
27.
“Is the yeast from a yeast infection the same yeast used in bread?”
28.
“Is it normal for your jizz to look like cottage cheese?”
29.
“If gay men have anal sex, can one of them get pregnant?”
30.
“If you lose your left nut, is your right nut still your right nut?”
31.
“Is it still lesbian if a woman sexes another woman with a strap-on?”
32.
“If a girl doesn’t use her vagina, does it close up like a wound?”
33.
“Do you just leave it in there or do you wiggle it about?”
34.
“Can you get an STD if you’re only sucking a dick?”
35.
“Why can women queef, but not men?”
36.
“Does semen make your teeth white?”
37.
“Do girls have penises, too?”
38.
“Why is my penis so short and wrinkly?”
39.
“Are there balls on a woman?”
40.
“Is breast milk 1% or 2%?”
41.
“Why does the tip of a penis look like Darth Vader’s helmet?”
42.
“Is it true that you have to bathe in vinegar after you have sex or you’ll become loose?”
43.
“Does jacking off make your penis smaller?”
44.
“Can you pet the sperms?”
45.
“If you suck the cum back out of her vagina, she can’t get pregnant, right?”
46.
“What happens if you’re giving a girl anal, and then she shits?”
47.
“If you shake a pair of boobs, can you hear the milk inside them?”
48.
“Can the penis enter into the vagina and come out the mouth?”
49.
“If prostitution is illegal, does that mean my mum can go to prison?”