Here Are All Of The Dramatic (And Occasionally Funny) Things People Are Saying About Gwen And Gavin’s Divorce
By Kim Quindlen
Divorce isn’t funny. But sometimes a little humor can help with the tension.
1.
@elbowglitter Gwen and Gavin did me in. My teenage dreams mean nothing now. NOTHING.
— Gesci (@GesciM) August 4, 2015
2.
First Gwen and Gavin split and now Kermit and Miss Piggy? Who’s next? Your parents?! Anyway, kid, enjoy your first day of kindergarten.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 4, 2015
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My fragile heart can’t take all these celebrity divorces. Forget the kids. Stay together for the fans. Nooooo…Gwen and Gavin!
— TiffanyIsAGeek (@star_warner) August 4, 2015
4.
*whispers* who are gwen and gavin and why am I the only one not on first name basis with them
— Spyson Intern Lita (@TheSpysonIntern) August 4, 2015
5.
Mostly I feel sorry for Gwen and Gavin’s kids: Gwenvin, Gavn, Gavgwen, Gwenfasa , Lil’ Gav Gav, Oontz, Abraham, Isaac, and Portal.
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) August 4, 2015
6.
Sad to hear about Gwen and Gavin. It’s always the kids who suffer the most in these situations where their parents give them terrible names.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 4, 2015
7.
omg gwen and gavin dontspeak :'(
— Constance Wu (@ConstanceWu) August 4, 2015
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Was the conscious uncoupling of Gwen and Gavin Gwyneth’s idea?
— Lee Radziwill (@LeeRadziwill) August 4, 2015
9.
Gwen and Gavin are breaking up. It’s like the 90s was for nothing.
— Liz Griffin (@theLizGriffin) August 4, 2015
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I try not to be emotionally invested in the lives of celebrities, but Gwen and Gavin? NOPE. GOODBYE. NOT ACCEPTING.
— (ง •̀_•́)ง (@jess311greens) August 4, 2015
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Gwen and Gavin are divorcing and it’s unfair and upsetting and also probably the fault of one of you.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) August 4, 2015
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Me: I’m so confused. Therapist: About? M: First Miranda and Blake, now Gwen and Gavin, it’s almost like showbiz romances don’t work T: 😳
— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) August 3, 2015
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kourtney and scott, gwen and gavin, blake and miranda, reba and what’s his name damn summer 2015 is ruthless
— chase reeser (@chasertheprince) August 3, 2015
14.
Who gets the fountain of youth in the Gwen and Gavin split?
— Jublia Pumublia (@Bruisey) August 3, 2015
15.
ummmm gwen and gavin are getting divorced so now it’s confirmed that true love doesn’t exist
— regina phalange (@cydneyen) August 3, 2015
16.
Gwen and Gavin NOOOOOOOOOOO. WHYYYYY
— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) August 4, 2015
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Gwen Stefani and Gavin have filed for divorce. Don’t lose hope Millennials. Heather & Peter aka #Peather are still together.
— HEATHER McDONALD (@HeatherMcDonald) August 4, 2015