‘Pop-Tarts’ Clapped Back At The Guy Who Tweeted About Putting Mustard On Their Pastries And The Whole Thing Is Savage AF

Unpopular opinion: Pop-Tarts is the most underrated snack food on Twitter. Seriously, look it up. Everyone’s always talking about how funny Wendy’s and Netflix is, but have y’all looked through Pop-Tarts’ tweets? I didn’t think so.

i have a problem @PopTartsUS pic.twitter.com/u3aFwaA2bR

— Thundnr (@Thundnr) November 5, 2017

I don't see the problem https://t.co/8ouFXQDHCs

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 6, 2017

https://twitter.com/j_bates16/status/932413701570916353

wow talent https://t.co/McUbPYGWTz

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017

But what really makes Pop-Tarts so special is how they’ve been responding to the heathens who are doing disgusting, terrible things with their products. Like making cheese sandwiches out of them.

You ain’t from Iowa if you never had one of these 😤 pic.twitter.com/KSHyLD0mhv

— Chris Jorgensen (@TheChrisJorg) November 10, 2017

Thanks for thinking outside the foil.

But we officially rule this unacceptable. https://t.co/BhUrBq61rE

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 15, 2017

Or the person from Oklahoma who decided to dip their pastry into ranch dressing.

You ain’t from Oklahoma if you don’t dip your Pop Tart in Ranch Dressing 🤷🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/yLLuPM4Gyp

— ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕪 𝕋𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 (@cjt12371) November 16, 2017

This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017

Or, perhaps best of all, the guy from Illinois who put mustard on his Pop-Tart.

https://twitter.com/adumsteeves/status/933126667316416512

.@ILStatePolice can you guys handle this https://t.co/u4gZcyhDBQ

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 28, 2017

LOLOLOL, they seriously tagged the Illinois State Police.

Luckily, the Dixon Police Department promised to take care of it if no one else did.

Let us know if they don’t handle this @PopTartsUS, WE will…

Ain’t nobody puttin’ mustard on their Pop-Tarts in Illinois. https://t.co/O7WjT0c3Lo

— Dixon Police (@DixonPolice) November 29, 2017

Thanks for the support. Due to the severity of the crime, we need all the help we can get. https://t.co/NdZ6RhY0cy

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 29, 2017

Okay, Pop-Tarts, you win. As of today, you are officially the king of all snack foods.