Definitive Proof That Ryan Reynolds Is The King Of Twitter
Look, we can all argue about who is truly Twitter royalty, but we can’t argue about this: Ryan Reynolds is the best of the best, and he deserves to be recognized as much.
As we know, the Deadpool actor is funny. He’s proven that with nearly all of his films — he can execute a joke perfectly without changing his facial expression at all. But the reason he’s so good at playing the funny character is because he’s a funny character irl, and it’s all evidenced in his tweets.
To start out with, he’s just so #relatable.
I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 28, 2017
The best thing about finishing a 105 ounce slurpee from 7 Eleven is the look on Satan's face.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2017
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 23, 2017
Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been fucked to death by a thousand pillows. pic.twitter.com/UMazluwLui
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 17, 2017
I can't tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 19, 2016
He’s about as mischievous as the actual Deadpool is.
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 7, 2017
When checking out of a hotel, it's fun to say: "The fire resistant carpet deserves some sort of Fire Resistant Carpet Award!"
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 7, 2017
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash. Good luck making love with that song stuck in your head.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 26, 2017
Someone should bottle the unspeakable emotional terrorism between Brides and Maids of Honor. Then pour it on our enemies.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 28, 2016
He also has some amazing posts about his family, proving that dad humor is far from dead.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
The mobile above my daughter's crib is just a whole bunch of NuvaRings. So she remembers how lucky she is.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 20, 2016
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 7, 2016
But what makes Reynolds so incredibly perfect is the way he interacts with fans with the same touch of humor that he does everything else.
https://twitter.com/Based_Otter/status/871523143403409408
You took the words right out of your mouth. https://t.co/vh5lGjwSt3
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/BillySyme/status/810984585550917632
If you find me, please let me know where the hell I've been. https://t.co/y5srAfnfDa
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 20, 2016
You know, like that one time one of his fans got a tattoo of his name and he was all for it.
https://twitter.com/magnusonly/status/846051544399314944
Oh god. Oh. Dear. God. What have you done!? Thankfully, all the letters in my name are silent. https://t.co/Tf1E6BfBcC
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 20, 2017
Or that one time one fan photoshopped him into her prom photos and he was fully supportive.
My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, so I decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds pic.twitter.com/Ecvn5Wkgb4
— Gabi Dunn (@gabidunn99) July 4, 2017
We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi https://t.co/o0qFBXvSNi
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 6, 2017
My favorite is the way he responds to people’s lewd comments.
sign my dick
— the n in nav stands for No (@kachigaowski) July 18, 2016
Oops, I'm just helping my Nana take her diabetes medication right now. https://t.co/F7k4DNgnzp
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/amazingthighs/status/749964880271159296
I'm currently lost in prayer. Maybe later. https://t.co/88kUQfdLZx
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 4, 2016
@VancityReynolds please, by all means, do murder my vagina kind sir
— eff (@noncentroniente) July 11, 2016
Sorry, just holding my infant niece in my arms for her baptism right now. https://t.co/hSO1BprQYH
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/ridleyrivas/status/756206353069113344
Just saying goodbye to my Nana. Any moment now. #WithTheAngelsSoon https://t.co/HUGYvDMi6h
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 21, 2016
I've got to ask, what does your wife say about all these very explicit "fan requests" you get? They ask for fucked up shit
— Just some guy (@stormegeddon81) August 4, 2016
Pretty sure it's my wife writing most of those. Sounds like her. https://t.co/V8wnAo19az
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 4, 2016
Yep. He’s the king, and you can fight me about it.