Chrissy Teigen’s Response To Cardi B’s Rap About Wanting A Threesome With Her And Rihanna Is Hilariously Perfect
Cardi B is definitely one of the most talked up rappers of the year, and for a good reason. She’s funny, sassy, and relatable af, so it’s no surprise that she might also look up to a celebrity of similar status — Chrissy Teigen, Queen of the Internet.
She looks up to her so much, in fact, that she name dropped Chrissy on her new album “Invasion of Privacy.” In the song “She Bad”, she proposed a threesome with Teigen and Rihanna.
"I need @ChrissyTeigen / Know a bad bitch when I see one / Tell RiRi I need a threesome"
—@iamcardib on "She Bad" #InvasionOfPrivacy https://t.co/josPScRu1d pic.twitter.com/NcGwMOchZm
— Rap-Up (@RapUp) April 6, 2018
Okay, you’ve got to admit that’s pretty epic. The only thing that might be better was Chrissy’s response on Twitter.
Gasp!! *drops biscuits* https://t.co/COfLAuTs7H
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 6, 2018
Let’s just say fans may like that idea a little TOO much, tbh.
https://twitter.com/blackkaioken/status/982122368003751937
I mean, it’s Rihanna pic.twitter.com/YIYeJaX51D
— teresa g (@teresaasimmons) April 6, 2018
— Noxeema 🍍 Jackson (@prime_bee) April 6, 2018
Just to be clear, Chrissy’s famous musician husband was NOT invited.
https://twitter.com/7vsong/status/982124282389053440
Where did you see that he's invited?
— Eryn.bsky.social (@Leighbra) April 6, 2018
… But we think he’d be cool with it, honestly.
https://twitter.com/SpiritEquality/status/982215802320404482
But don’t worry, despite all things, it looks like the biscuits still turned out pretty damn good.
Cheddar biscuits and crab bisque. Bisquits! Bad bitches make bisque!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/QtUyBxDbkC
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/shizbgby/status/982121341871472642
Congrats, Chrissy, for getting invited to the most epic threesome ever.