19 Hilarious Jenny Slate Tweets That Prove She’s The BFF You Always Wanted
By Ari Eastman
1. When she accurately described being in your 20s.
Currently texting w like 9 friends and it's making me feel so loved but also none of them are w me and I'm alone?
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) April 1, 2015
2. When she made anxiety seem like a superpower and you were kind of into it.
My anxiety is a powerful witch w a lot to prove
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 31, 2015
3. When she said what we all secretly wish we could say.
Fantasy: I meet a new person and immediately ask SO? WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT ME AS AN OPTION FOR BEING REAL FRIENDS BC I NEED TO KNOW
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 31, 2015
4. When she questioned the beard trend.
Its tough to say it but hey guys? Not every single man has to have a beard? Like,it usually looks nice but why is it just MAJOR BEARD ALWAYS
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 29, 2015
5. When she was just god damn hilarious.
Girl on the plane just said "I feel like I forgot something important"& it took all my strength not to slyly say "KEVIN."
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 18, 2015
6. When she explained exactly what we do in the privacy of our homes.
I was just dancing lip-synching to "Rocket" by Beyoncé & I swear one of my dogs looked at the other & rolled his eyes HATERS DONT GET TREATS
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 12, 2015
7. When she got nostalgic about boy bands.
"Tearing up my heart when I'm w u, &when we are apart I feel it too, &no matter what I do I feel the pain, w or without u" NSYNC is so real
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 8, 2015
8. When she gave us new things to think about post-sex.
After sex I think it's cool to be like "Did I make enough different faces?"
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 8, 2015
9. WHEN SHE BROKE OUR HEARTS.
MY DOGS DONT KNOW OR CARE WHAT MY NAME IS 💔
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) February 24, 2015
10. When she took pretentious boutiques to task.
Surprise surprise! Man at vintage gentlemen's spectacle store was v unchill and humorless
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) February 17, 2015
11. When she said this.
It's fine but I think I might be a watermelon
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) February 17, 2015
12. When she was comforting in her Jenny Slate way.
Just because it's the worst thought u can think does not make it true. ❤️
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) February 11, 2015
13. When she was weirdly poetic and it made you feel warm inside.
Crickets chirping in the day making me feel happy and sweet
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) January 26, 2015
14. When her selflessness saved lives.
It's really important to have diarrhea before u go on an airplane bc it makes it easier for the plane to go up into the sky. I'm a hero.
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) January 23, 2015
15. When she freakishly described your love life to perfection.
Ate 28 maraschino cherries in the dark at 2AM &am still truly waiting to die from whatever poison they are made out of but I ❤️them so much
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) January 12, 2015
16. When she was a true fashion icon.
IF U THINK IM NOT WEARING MY NEW OLIVE GREEN TURTLENECK ON NYE THEN U LITERALLY DONT KNOW HOW TO THINK AT ALL BRO
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) December 31, 2014
17. No seriously, she explained everything you want in an outfit: COMFORT.
in 2015 I'm gonna dress like everyone from YOUVE GOT MAIL, including Zahn. pic.twitter.com/uf4thr97HD
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) December 31, 2014
18. When she didn’t understand certain human behavior, but still supported it because she’s lovely.
Just saw two ibankers in fancy suits play fighting like lil lions. YOU BROS ARE FUN BUT I DONT CONNECT TO U OR WHAT U WANT IN ANY WAY!
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) April 22, 2015
19. When she summed up life in one simple tweet.
Me 2gal at Barneys,"Can u validate me?" I meant my parking but honestly everyone here is asking that Q. THIS TWEET SPONSORED BY NANCY MEYERS
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) April 9, 2015