A Bumper Sticker Guide To Life Advice: Wisdom In Three Word Mantras

Bend All Rules

Ignore All Fools

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Love Out Loud

Don’t Follow Crowds

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Tell No Lies

Smile With Eyes

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Hurt No Innocents

Always Bring Presents

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Abandon No Dream

Eat Ice Cream

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Sleep When Time

Avoid Stupid Crime

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Eat Many Colors

Suffer No Dullards

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Buy Good Shit

Last To Quit

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Mind The Gap

Don’t Take Crap

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Respect The Divide

Take The Ride

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Listen When Confused

Forgive When Abused

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Talk To Communicate

Remember To Exfoliate

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Recognize Your Bullshit

Don’t Pull Dumbshit

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Apologize Without Hesitation

Hug Without Expectation

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Remember To Warm-Up

Appreciate The Come-Up

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Pick Your Battles

Clean Your Saddles

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Savor Each Bite

Flavor Each Night

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Enjoy All Flights

Forgive All Slights

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All Things Pass

Just Like Grass

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Value Your Scars

Fuck In Cars

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Chase Your Delight

Laugh And Bite

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Learn For Tomorrow

Yesterday Was Tomorrow

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Live For Today

Remember To Play

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(…Never Say Goodbye)