A Playlist For Turning Any Housewife Into A Ho

The extremely savvy amongst you may remember my recent article “15 Songs That Will Turn Any Housewife Into A Ho.” Based on both its popularity and its cultural significance, I have decided to turn it into an actual playlist — with many added tracks, of course. Put it on and turn even the most buttoned-up ladies’ luncheon into a salty corner of the dance floor at a 10th grade homecoming. Enjoy.