A Series Of Things I Think About (That I Hope Others Do Too)

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  1. He doesn’t even know I exist.
  2. I wonder if other people stalk my Instagram the way I stalk theirs?
  3. I’m tired of being strong.
  4. I write so I don’t kill people.
  5. I’m an excellent third wheel.
  6. I have such a hard time falling in love.
  7. I want to know if you ever dream of me?
  8. When I’m thinking of you I tell myself you are too.
  9. Young MC is a genius
  10. I’m so pretty.
  11. Am I pretty?
  12. I hate you.
  13. If me and Jimmy Fallon were the same age, we’d fall in love and it’d be amazing.
  14. I’m sure of it.
  15. He’s way out of my league.
  16. Being single is the most amazing thing in the world.
  17. Being single is the most horrible thing in the world.
  18. What does she have that I don’t have?
  19. The Dark Knight is overrated.
  20. I swear I’m illiterate sometimes.
  21. I miss you.
  22. I don’t feel bad about what I did and I feel like I should feel bad.
  23. What if?
  24. I’m not sure how much longer I can keep this bullshit going?
  25. Men brag about sex the way grandmothers brag about knitting.
  26. How did I get from there to here?
  27. I got lucky.
  28. That guy is gorgeous, he definitely didn’t look at me.
  29. I’m scared and I don’t know why.
  30. I can wait.
  31. I’m sorry but I can’t let them know I’m sorry.
  32. It’s time to get my shit together.
  33. Her butt is nicer than mine.
  34. I regret that.
  35. I wish I could go back to then.
  36. Damn, that was a really good comeback, why didn’t I say it before?
  37. I really hate myself sometimes.
  38. Whelp, it’s been a good run.
  39. I love you.