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I’m coming clean here about a very small, albeit insignificant part of my life.

Being a Queen Bee is very difficult. People don’t realize this.

Conditions don’t improve, even though I control all the things.

Mad about a thing? Want to make a documentary about it and upset a lot of other people too?

In a hyperbolic nutshell of an amalgamation of biased memories and selective recall, this is my typical experience when dealing with physicians.

Heyterz – I don’t wanna start a fight. I just want to turn your cherries out.

5. 36 is the age when I become too old for men my own age.

Before I answered “petite,” and now I’m stumped on how to describe my current body type, so I often rely on the old standard – celestial – since I have the measurements of a sultry, heaving planet.

We also have more than enough information on teddy bears – where they came from, who makes them (Build-A-Bear), how they got their name (from Teddy Riley), and how to make the best use them pragmatically without any emotional attachment whatsoever.

This is an abridged comprehensive guide on what to do in the event that someone you’ve long admired starts to drown