Thought.is

Lately, I’ve had a few conversations with friends or family that have gone a little like this: “So, when are you going to move home and get a real job?” or “You should really start saving for retirement.” or “Some of us have real jobs we have to get up for.”

There is a stereotype that lady virgins will become attached, enamored, obsessed with the first boy she has sex with. Gentleman, let me let you in on a little secret: Your dick is not that amazing.