Why You Should Never Date A Musician
I have a weakness for musicians. This weakness had led me to heartbreak and other inconveniences. I’d been warned not to…
I have a weakness for musicians. This weakness had led me to heartbreak and other inconveniences. I’d been warned not to…
My future, once laid out like a colorful map on a child’s restaurant placemat, is now as muddy and dirty as the face of a world-weary hobo. I am in a swimming pool that is lit by youth. I am weary, I am old, I am sailing on a boat made of newspaper, and like the medium itself, I am sinking.
Here are 10 reasons why ghosts are fucking dicks. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I totally did. I could go on about ghosts forever, those dicks.
Scandal is one of those shows you hate watch. Maybe it began as true love, and then the more it went on, the more you realized, “The f*ck is this?”
Sometimes we talk on the phone. It’s not often enough.
It’s going to suck for a really long time. And then it won’t suck anymore.
Maybe you know someone who got dumped, and being the good friend you are, you’re about to console them.
Classic Schmosby!
Warning: if you’re not completely caught up with the show, spoilers may abound.
Ahhh, the 1960s. A time of change. And of incredible music. And with that music, we got some of the best, some of the worst, and some of the absolute creepiest love songs ever written.