“Gamers” Are Nazis Who Need To Stop Hating On Women
My opinion on gamers has been similar to my opinion on wood lice—they’re kinda icky and disgusting, but if you don’t go near them, they don’t bother you that much
Why The Hell Haven’t MY Nude Selfies Leaked?
Where are Anne Gus’s nudes? With all these A-listers having their flesh flashed all over the place, it’s only natural to note the absence of one of the hottest stars of them all.
Movies Made By Men Must Be Banned
My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.
I Was Catcalled By An Actual Cat, And It Was Terrifying
I haven’t been able to look at my pussy for days. It’s reminding me of…him. I couldn’t wear mittens when Troy…
12 Brits Were Asked What They Thought About The 4th Of July—Their Answers Will Shock You
I found these comments on a thread asking British people what they thought about Independence Day, cuz, you know, they lost and were sent home by the Founding Mothers.
Drinking Coffee Is Racist
We are literally energized by consuming liquid apartheid.
If You’re A Man Working At A School Or Daycare, You’re A Pedophile
It’s completely obvious that if you’re a man working at a daycare center or a school, you’re in it to finger a minor.
Time To Burn Some Books: Let’s Start With The Fault In Our Stars
There’s a good way to get rid of stuff you don’t like and don’t want others to see. It’s called “burning it.”
You Can’t Call Yourself A Woman Until You’ve Had Your First Abortion
Word had somehow spread about my abortion and all these girls came up to me saying how strong and independent I was and how I must be going through such a hard time.
We Need To Make Sure A Black Team Wins The Soccer World Cup
I have a dream that my future little children will one day watch a World Cup where the teams will not be judged by how many goals they score, but by the color of their skin.