Anonymous

12 Things Canadians Do That No One Else Does Around The World

4. Say sorry for things they didn’t even do

Do you think it’s cute to speak like a high-school student while expounding all the social-justice rhetoric they brainwashed you with in college?

What I’ve come to realize more than anything is that the guys who have the most screwed up way of thinking are the “nice guys.”

Even though an ocean separates us, we’ll always have Paris. And I’ll always have herpes.

I will not be defined by your prejudice. Not anymore.

I don’t have a dad, and I still celebrate Father’s Day.

Let me tell you something that can easily be applied to 99 percent of everything that 99 percent of everyone does: Nobody cares.

My phone chirped. “Okay, see you at five.” I rolled my eyes. Rock stars.

He became mean only once—the month he was unemployed.

We all could use the opportunity to just take a second and appreciate the moment, appreciate the now.