2. The office consists of people who are grinding it out, 200% committed to the company because they want to change the world, and people who are there because they have no idea what they want to do and lunch is provided every day. This is true in any workplace with free lunch.
This friend has only one goal in life: to fill a need for attention and validation. Try to ignore them all you want, but, they absolutely CANNOT be stopped.
It’s a hypomanic episode, lasting three weeks to a month at a time, but I love it. It makes me feel like I am Superwoman. I envision myself as the next Secretary of State, accomplishing everything and nearly anything, without a worry in the world.
I was brought up that life is precious. My mother taught me that no one deserves to die.
6. Don’t pester us to exercise.
Seriously. Don’t. We may not be fit but we will sit on you.
44. Uncle Jesse. Talk about false advertising — none of my uncles looked like Uncle Jesse.
I’m the girl who’s always trying to fix issues in a relationship before calling it quits.
4. People aren’t against you. They are for themselves.
This guide, my dear reader, is for you.
I know what it feels like to grow up with a mother who is much older, and very involved with her work. She wasn’t running around playing with me, both because she didn’t have a ton of energy and because she didn’t want to mess up her office clothes.