When I Decided I Was Pro-Life
Hiya fetus! You’re the product of rape, I’mma let your cells divide a few weeks and murda you.
Things I Learned From Toilets On The Indian Subcontinent
Actual toilets are a blessing.
Why College Is A Scam
College is supposed to be this environment where you can learn whatever you want and get a degree in what interests you. That’s what we’re told.
Let’s Not Sexualize Insecurity
I just can’t get behind the idea of loving myself because somebody else assures me that they love me.
I Stayed At A Yoga And Wellness Retreat
The introverted and awkward individual that I am wanted to sit with my back to the wall and observe but the airy smiles and willowy heads of hair were so welcoming and risk-free.
I Feel Like A Jerk For Going Through My Ex’s Wastebasket
“Who has she slept with since me?”
Was Jesus Bipolar?
If there were psychiatrists around when Jesus Christ was alive, he’d be diagnosed Bipolar I disorder with psychotic symptoms and put on heavy medication.
An Open Letter To Men-Children, From A Woman In Her 20s
Not only does constantly swearing make you sound uneducated, it makes you sound like a pissed-off frat boy whose parents cut off his beer fund. Once you visually posses class, you need to sound like class too.
An Open Letter To My Parents From A Formerly Fat Kid
Go ahead and claim that it’s on the inside that counts. Tell me that it wasn’t apparent (I have photos that say otherwise).
Boys I’ve Kissed
You tasted like cigarettes, and your accent was strange in retrospect.