5 Mortifying Moments You’ll Face The Morning After Getting Sloppy Drunk With Your Friends
Checking your Snapchat story for evidence of just how terrible you were.
11 Very, Very Real Moments Every Girl Dealing With Her Period Has Experienced
Not being sure if you just peed or your period arrived.
A Conversation Between My Manic And My Depression
Depression: I’ve always been envious of you.
Manic: Me?
Depression: Of course. You’re a crazy asshole, sure. But you’re the life of every party. You’ve got such a pulse, people can feel when you walk into a room. Nobody notices me.
The Poet Listens To Atmosphere And Cries For An Hour Straight
I am getting used to the lurch
in my stomach
every time I am sure
I see his face.
When It Turns Out Your Best Friend Was Right (That Guy Was An Asshole)
You’re not blindfolded, just blind. Choose to ignore any red flags. Just let yourself be enamored.
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman PMSing
Fear not the dark, an old proverb goes. Fear the woman PMSing for she will curse your unborn children shall you cross her.
Stop Acting Like Being Single Is An Incurable Disease
Being single is not a death sentence. It’s not some incurable disease that deems you unlovable or unable to thrive and find enormous amounts of joy.
I Like To Think Of You As A Little Boy
you were five years old when you learned about death,
had a turtle who died and couldn’t understand
why he simply stopped moving.
This Thing Between Us Is Probably Bad, But I Can’t Stop Thinking About You
My sadness wants to fuck your sadness.
I Have No Interest In Being Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl
I’m not gonna dance in a field to Florence + the Machine while you sketch me, while you figure out your deep-seated issues.