29 Reasons I’ll Always Love ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’
Because women can save the world.
Because women can save the world.
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Instead, I’ll say the moon has never looked
as good as it did when we followed it home together.
‘Twas the night of black out drinking and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, you’re all still blacked out.
It took me a moment to realize what was happening. I felt tingly in places I didn’t know existed!
When you realize you hooked up with someone who voted for Trump
It’s not something I tell my friends about anymore. I don’t want to see disapproving faces. I just want your mouth on mine.
You have the coordination of a drunk person when you’re 100% sober.
You scream at me for all the poems. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
IT WAS A PARTY FULL OF DOGS!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?