This Harry Potter Themed “Uptown Funk” Parody Is EVERYTHING
Check out Voldemort rocking that snake like some 2001 Britney Spears.
How To Swallow
You will convince yourself it tastes like honey.
Dear Middle School Crush: Why Are You Still So Hot?
Movies and television shows assured me you would peak.
8 Undeniable Truths About Dating Writers
Okay, so they might write about you…but NOT EVERYTHING THEY WRITE IS A HINT TO YOU.
My Summer Love Still Burns
I know I shouldn’t still love you.
Must-See Spoken Word Piece That Will Have You Fighting Back Tears
*WARNING* You are going to FEEL things, wanna call up your family, and your eyes might (will) get misty.
I Think I’m Addicted To Being Alone
I want to take Ambien and sleep until this part of me is over. I want to desire company. But right now, I don’t.
I’m Scared He’s Coming Back To Hurt Me
He is the black of night. He is the darkness I refuse to let people see. He is the rotten core infecting everything.
My Horribly Embarrassing Condom Story
“I DON’T JUST HAVE A LOT OF CASUAL SEX!”
19 Unconventional And Silly Things You Can Do To Feel Better
Take on an alter-ego for the day. Tap into your inner Sasha Fierce.